Sunday, February 28, 2010

Squeezing It All In

In the spirit of send-off, since I've booked a flight back to the States for this coming Wednesday, I thought I would spend the last few days I had left in Beijing doing the typical touristy things one normally does when in a foreign country. Even after living in Beijing for three months, I still had not seen the Great Wall, Tian'anmen Square, the Forbidden City, or the Summer Palace. So, I figured that would take up the majority of my time over the next three days.

Today, after having lunch at an Indian restaurant with my friend Tara, we took the subway to Tian'anmen and snapped a few pictures in the snapping cold. Unfortunately, I was forbidden entrance into the Forbidden City, since its gates close at an early 3:30 in the afternoon. However, we did climb the peak of JingShan Park ("Hill of Scenic Beauty") to take an aerial photo of the Forbidden City rooftops - something that looked entirely different than what I had expected.

After a day of shmoozing Mao, I believe tomorrow the Summer Palace is in order. If I finish early enough, I may make it to the Forbidden City on the way back from Summer Palace just in time before it closes for the day. However, I'm going to have to conquer tomorrow's challenge of sleep-deprivation, as the entire household has set our alarm clocks for 4:00 am. When you live with Canadians, watching the final Olympic hockey game (Canadians vs. team USA) is mandatory. Of course, I'll be the only outcast, routing for the Red White and Blue. Stars and Stripes, baby!

Tuesday's agenda: the Great Wall.

Friday, February 26, 2010

You win, Red

I was watching a bit of the Olympic speed skating yesterday morning while waiting for the next train to SanYuanQiao for another job interview. As I watched, I felt a lot like one of those skaters – never the one in the lead, but always a few paces behind… the minute they catch momentum, they must turn another corner and every pathway suddenly becomes congested; they are blocked once again from gaining a promotion on the ice.

Yes, I feel a lot like that. My second job interview this week was another disappointment. I showed up, but they didn't. I'm tired of being jerked around. On top of that, the latest development: my aunt and uncle are moving back to North America come the first week of May. So, as of Cinqo de Mayo, I will no longer have a place to live in Beijing.

Walking to the subway station in the morning, a familiar song got stuck in my head. Daughtry’s “Going Home.” Not the greatest song, but one of whose lyrics I’m currently jealous. Then, I realized that, for the past few weeks, maybe longer, I have been given scores of "Yankee Go Home" signs. It's time I threw in the towel. It isn’t giving up at this point, is it? I’ve tried to make a go of it. Even so, I guess I must admit defeat. China beat me down. I got submitted.

If I go, I resign myself to shacking up at my parents' home in Michigan for six months, just until I move to the PhD location - wherever that may be. Better to struggle through the job hunt in your own language, though, right?

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Just when you think you're safe...

A gloomy day today. I woke up this morning to a rejection email from one of the eleven PhD programs I applied to. I was not accepted. Total bummer. Ten more replies left. I’m waiting in agony.

Then, I had to travel an hour and a half outside of the city for a job interview that I thought would be the perfect solution to my joblessness. They want to hire me, but now I'm not so sure I want to accept.

So, because I am a tad anal retentive, I’ve made a list of pros and cons for two job prospects: the pros and cons list for the school outside the city, and the pros and cons list for taking on private tutoring once again.

The School - pros:
*Meet cool international folks
*A more interesting curriculum to follow
*4,000 RMB airfare reimbursement
*Nice living quarters at the school during the week

The School - cons:
*Hell of a commute
*Food, especially vegetarian, will be an issue (they serve only Chinese... with lots of meat)
*Less salary than expected without the ability to add more hours
*Must cover all expenses for working visa, including another trip to Hong Kong that I cannot afford
*Boring location, surrounded by nothing... even the trees look like stiff soldiers that aren't allowed to grow wild

Private Tutoring - pros:
*Probably make more money, if I keep a good schedule
*Control my own hours
*Food will not be an issue
*Live with family and do not have to commute back and forth on weekends

Private Tutoring - cons:
*No airfare reimbursement (but I'll probably be able to make it through working more hours)
*Probably a more boring curriculum

Hmmm... Easy decision. I think I'll be more comfortable staying in the city and taking the tutoring jobs when I can get them. If I manage my time wisely, I could make up towards 20,000 RMB each month - double what I expected to make at the school.

I wish so much that I could stick my pride in my back pocket and just fly on home. But I don't want to be a coward. I really don't. I am just so tired of struggling to keep my head above water. I just keep thinking that I only have to put up with this for five months. Then, I'll look back and be proud that I didn't crumble and come running home with my tail between my legs (however tempting that sounds). But what would I be coming back to? I'd just have to do the same frustrating job hunt at home. Only, I would be doing it in my own language.

When I got back this afternoon, I had a cup of tea to calm down. It helped me to regroup. So, tomorrow morning I have another interview and I begin the whole rigamarole all over again. This time with a tutoring agency. Next week I have another interview, in case tomorrow's doesn't work out. And there's another one on hold as back up.

Tomorrow should be better.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Blood Ties


So, it's true. You sign your name in blood to get a good job here in China. Today, the school that is hiring me sent me to have a medical examination, a thorough physical. ECG, ENT, chest x-ray, and a partridge in a pear tree. You name it; they did it. I even had to spill out three vials of blood. There you go, China. Now you own even my DNA. Remember the days when couples used to have to get blood tests before they were allowed to be married? I'll find out on Friday afternoon whether China and I are compatible. Something tells me I may end up with a false positive. But as long as it gets me a paycheck for the next five months, I'll endure the temporary custody of matrimonial obedience. Then, come mid-July, I'm getting a divorce. And I'll be damned if I have to pay alimony. First marriages are just test drives anyway, right? You should always marry for money at least once in your life. I've got mine over and done with. Next time, I'm getting hitched the old fashioned way.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Back to Beijing… again

It’s hard to believe, sitting here, back in the apartment in Beijing, in minus four-degree temperatures (celcius), that two days ago I was in Sydney, Australia, riding in a stretch limo, drinking champaign, and attending a Chinese movie premiere.

That’s right, after two weeks in paradise, the pièce de résistance was an evening at a red carpet event, complete with pre-dinner fashion show, opera singer and Chinese lion dancing entertainment, and live auction fundraiser. The cognac and wine were free-flowing; so combined with the champaign I’d had in the limo, I was a pretty happy camper. Granted, I was a little exasperated, having to sample more Chinese culture when I was on a much-needed hiatus from China, but what the hell.

Between the fresh air, the sun, the scenery…

... getting in some pool time with the aunties and getting my salt water fix (a cure-all for everything)...

…and having a few moments to catch up with my mother…

… I feel sated. So now, after being pampered with gourmet dishes, some of my favorite foods…

…(and sometimes slipping slightly out of vegetarianism to partake in delectable seafood. Yes, that's lobster scampi on the counter there, folks – sorry, crustaceans)…

and top notch champaign, I’m back in China to finish the final stretch of my year abroad. Back to tomato and cheddar on toast. Oh, but they won't be fresh tomatoes from my aunt's garden. No, no. And the toast will not be soy and linseed - just average, pale, wheat toast that's been sitting on the shelf a tad too long and cut in the most bizarrely perfect squares.

And did I mention that I got to ride in my uncle's candy-apple red Ferrari... three times??? Yeah. Vroom, baby. All that, and I got a tan to boot - not an easy accomplishment with my alabaster skin. It is easy to see why so many people decide to make their homes in Sydney. It is truly spectacular and I believe, if I could afford it, it would definitely be the perfect place to live.

How do you leave this place without wanting more?

Friday, February 19, 2010

Buzzing Down Under

This past week has been chock-a-block full of wonders and surprises.

Two days ago, the beauty of Stanwell Park and Illawarra reared its head and gave us a spectacular hike on the Wodi Wodi track. We climbed halfway up the mountain, until the path became too steep for those of us not in shape. The scenery here is like nowhere else on Earth.

After our hike, the aunties and I drove into Sydney for a day in town. I got a second go in my uncle David's Ferrari, which of course revved my engine way up.

In the city, after a family fashion show at the house on Darling Point, we were dropped off at the infamous Opera House, and walked the Writer's Walk around the harbor, stopping only for a nice cappuccino and banana bread, before heading out to the most adorable little Italian restaurant. I swear, I've gained two kilos since I've been in Australia.

The next day, back at the beach house in Stanwell Park, the aunties and I decided to check out the hottie hang-gliders up at the top of the cliff. Little did I know that, two hours later, I would be jumping off the cliff myself. Hang-gliding is something I have always wanted to try. For years and years, since I was little, I've had dreams of flying. You know those dreams? Where you suddenly lift into the air and feel like you could do anything? Well, hang-gliding is pretty much like that.

Was I nervous? Maybe for about a second, before I started putting on all the gear. But my tandem guide, Curt, was an excellent instructor; and, according to Curt, I was a good student pilot. Incredibly, when we were up in the air, far above any birds, he let go of the controls and let me steer myself around the clouds. As I looked below, I searched for sharks or dolphins in the water, but saw only blue-green waves and whitecaps.

The contraption is easy to handle, surprisingly. It obeys your little shifts in weight and immediately feels apart of you when you're dangling up there like nobody's business. It was peaceful, and the wind was perfect. Landing even feels like you've been doing it for years. Imagine doing this every day of your life and making a living out of it. Curt agreed, he could think of nothing else he'd rather do. What a lucky dude.

Seriously, one of the best experiences in my life. Do it. You'll never regret it.

But as if that weren't enough excitement... when I returned to the beach house, my inbox had a new message: another poem accepted for publication. Look out for the 2010 Spring Issue of The New Plains Review, folks. I'm in the Special Selection for poetry. Pinch me! No, wait. Don't. I don't want to wake up from this.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The Merry Old Land of Oz

There is a simple and reasonable explanation for my recent blogger silence: I didn't want to blow my cover.

For the past ten days, I have been trying to keep a secret from my mother. Since she sometimes reads this blog, I decided any and all blog posts should be put on hold until the reveal. Believe me, when a mother knows her daughter as well as my mother knows me, you understand why I cannot risk even the slightest slip of the tongue - or type.

My mother's 69th birthday is this Friday. Her sister in Australia invited her to the beach house to celebrate for two weeks. The big present? Me.

My mother's four sisters, spread all over the globe, joined in efforts to arrange this outstanding surprise. I was a little worried at first, thinking we might need smelling salts and the paramedics on speed-dial, just in case. Still, I couldn't wait to see the look on her face after being parted from each other for nearly ten months - the longest we've ever been without a visit.

However, in my efforts to book a flight out of the Red Tape Zone, I was thwarted time and time again. Oh, China. I thought we were at a cease-fire?

At first, there were no flights available that we could find, simply because we are smack in the middle of the Chinese Spring Festival. Basically, the entire country checks out from mid-January until the end of February.

Then, when we found a ticket, my name was too long to fit on the ticket and the reservation was canceled. The consequences of being raised Catholic.

Also, a useful fact: China isn't exactly simpático with many foreign credit cards.

But many endeavors later, I finally got my happy ending. And I was right. The stunned look was priceless and a camera was ready to capture the expression. For the occasion, one of my aunties produced a giant gold ribbon that I tied in a bow around my head. I was, in effect, a present, personified. Perfect.

So, here I sit, sunburnt on the beach, soaking in all the non-polluted goodness of Aussie-Land, and loving every hedonistic moment. Besides being reunited with my mother, the best part of it all is the view. Sure, the ocean is stunning, the champaign is bubbly, and the beaches are out of this world. But ladies, there is nothing like a hot Aussie surfer/jackaroo to get your blood pumping!

Heaven may seem disappointing after this place.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Tea City



After being here for just over a month, I decided it was time to follow my cousin and his girlfriend to their bi-weekly trip to the tea market. I had a feeling it would be quite an experience, but I had no idea how much I would learn.

The particular tea shop that the couple frequent is just at the end of a long corridor on the ground floor of a large building out of many that line a district entirely devoted to tea. The woman who owns the shop (Luo Ping) has known Jocelyn for many years and calls her by name (Xiao Hui) as she greets her.

We sat round the only table in the tiny shop, which was littered with wet tea leaves and covered with an enormous tea tray, containing clay pots, glass pitchers, and small tea cups. A little girl’s tea party dream come true.

It didn’t take any time before we were already sampling our first flavor. It was a flowery green tea, which tasted like a light perfume.

But the main reason we were here was so that Jocelyn could sample different levels of Rock Tea. This was the second kind of tea we sampled. Unbelievably, there are 820 types of this particular kind of tea. It gets its name from the leaves that grow on rocks in the mountains. Each mountain has a different flavor, and each rock adds its own particular taste; each one is unique.



With traditional Chinese tea, each pour is called “Pao,” which actually connects both the steeping and the pouring of the tea together as one act. There is a name for every Pao – some more poetic than others. The first Pao is a wash and isn’t to be drunk, despite the fact that it is poured into each cup as though we would. Instead, it is turned over and the tea drains from the tray, emptying our cups for the second Pao and first tasting.

Before the first Pao, however, Luo Ping will wash the pot with hot water, dump it out, and place new, dried leaves inside. She covers the pot and shakes the leaves inside. This is called “Waking Up the Tea” (something I believe would make a great title for a poem).

After the tea is awakened and in between each Pao, Luo Ping reaches across the table and gets us to inhale the levels of aroma of each Pao. On the third, fourth, and fifth Pao, that’s when the flavor really starts to come out. The difference between one pour and the next can be considerable or marginal. I found it to be considerable, more often than not, with each type of tea I tasted today.

The second Pao is named for the man who made the small cups we drink out of, whose name escapes me now. The third Pao is to signify “Mother Feeding Child. But apparently the fourth doesn’t have a name (or at least not one that Luo Ping or Jocelyn knew of).

Occasionally Lu Ping would pour boiling water over the surface of the clay pots. This was called “Breath Over the Face.” Everything in the tea ritual sounds like poetry to me. The clay pot is porous and with each Pao, the flavor of the tea is absorbed into the pot. This is why traditionally you use one pot for each type of tea, changing pots as you change teas. This way, over time, the tea takes on more flavor as the pot absorbs more of the leaves’ aroma.

Our third type of tea was a Wu Long tea (Oolong for us western folks). Its name: “Black Dragon Entering the Palace.” Technically, however, “Wu” is not black, but a shade lighter. A deep charcoal, if you will.

After our third type of tea, an apprentice tried her hand at the fourth type. She was not as steady or confident and I noticed she had a hard time with her hands as she poured the tea or held the pots.



The fourth tea was a white tea – my favorite of the afternoon. The dried leaves smelled like hay and made me think of a barn. It was, at first, off-putting. However, the taste ended up completely different than the smell: slightly sweet and pure and nicknamed the “Silver Bud,” because it is taken from the best leaves of the plant (the top of the stem). It is said that this particular tea is said to be the healthiest of them all. When I drank this tea, I felt as though I was doing something good for my body. It has a cleansing feeling and soothes the stomach (definitely a bonus for me).

The fifth tea was a red tea called “King of the Red Tea.” The awakened dried leaves smelled a lot like jasmine – or so Jocelyn and I thought. However, the wash makes the leaves smell a little less flowery, a little less sweet. The second Pao was less strong, but brought out more of a spicy flavor. This particular tea was weaker with each Pao, but tastes like the tea I grew up with. On the final Pao, it tasted more like molasses. It is from the southern mountains of China.

The sixth tea was Ripe Pu’er (pronounced Poo-Ahr). The difference in grade between old and ripe Pu’er is in the way they make the leaves. Old Pu’er is dried and deeply burned, whereas ripe Pu’er is compressed and not as fried. It isn’t just age that separates the two branches of Pu’er, but the method of preparation. The second Pao tasted a bit like the dentist’s office, so I wasn’t a big fan. It is from Yunan province.

The final tea was another Wu Long, very like the previous Wu Long, but much stronger and a better grade. It has been more deeply burned and dried. This tea has to be made with super hot water (unlike the white tea, which you can make with warm water, if you are ok with waiting longer for it to steep). With green tea, you can burn the leaves with hot boiling water if you don’t let the water sit before the Pao. For this Wu Long, I found the taste was better after each Pao and the more you drink the more you like it.

With the seventh tea, Luo Ping brought out some Dove chocolate (the kind with hazelnuts and raisins – yum!), which was supposed to compliment the Wu Long. She was right. It changed the flavor of the tea and brought out the sweetness in the chocolate.

Luo Ping’s husband then walked in with their three-year-old son, an absolute doll who knew quite a number of English words. We shared the chocolate with him and he recited a young child’s poem for us with three words to each line that teaches morals. It was a cute cadence. All Chinese children are made to memorize it.



Altogether, we sampled seven different varieties of tea. Each variety gave us at least four Pao, which meant I made repeated visits to the squatting toilet in the back of the shop. It was a lot of tea. That being said, there is a saying that you can get drunk from all that tea. You can be physically drunk, just as we get when we drink alcohol; but you can also be drunk in your heart. I think by the time we were finished, I was a little of both.

When I was drunk of heart, I asked if Luo Ping’s position as tea pourer had a name. As we call our wine stewards Sommeliers, the Chinese call their tea pourers Cha Yi Shai (Tea Artists). Fitting, I think.